JENNY ECLAIR: SIXTY!

Having hit 60 (but still a year younger than Madonna), Jenny Eclair AKA 'The Face of Vagisan' confronts a new decade of decrepitude.

Now that it takes 20 minutes of scrolling down to find her DOB when she's filling in forms online, should she celebrate or crawl into a hole?

What will her 60s hold for this 1960s babe and is it a legal requirement to buy Nordic walking poles?